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Today, buying or renting a DVD is as much about checking out deleted scenes as it is about watching the film itself. But, say, get this! There are some scenes deleted from films that don't even make the Deleted Scenes feature on DVDs. We here at CRACKED got our hands on some of these scenes...
SCENE Sunset. RAY and ANNIE stand in the dugout of their magic baseball field. RAY
ANNIE RAY TERRY MANN approaches to congratulate RAY. All three of them sit down and watch the field.
TERRY RAY kisses ANNIE on the forehead. RAY Sweeping orchestral music begins. Shot of Ray walking down the porch steps toward the field. Cut to Ray, from behind, on one knee hammering a sign into the grassy area near home plate. Orchestra music builds. Ray stands, takes a few steps back, proud. We see a sign: "WHITES ONLY- NO COLOREDS ALLOWED" and cut to TERRY's horrified, betrayed reaction.
Orchestra music reaches crescendo as camera pans out, leading to an aerial view of the field. Stadium lights turn on... the Field of Dreams is alive.
END SCENE REASON FOR DELETION
SCENE We are on the Notre Dame field. Practice is long over, and Rudy is alone. Fortune walks by and sees him.
FORTUNE RUDY FORTUNE RUDY RUDY surreptitiously glances around, then reaches into his pocket. He is now holding something in his fist. RUDY FORTUNE
RUDY FORTUNE RUDY FORTUNE RUDY FORTUNE turns and begins to walk away. RUDY
[END SCENE] REASON FOR DELETION THE KARATE KID
SCENE DANIEL finds MR. MIYAGI in his workshop, and enters.
DANIEL MIYAGI pauses, then sits down. DANIEL sits as well. MIYAGI DANIEL MIYAGI DANIEL
MIYAGI DANIEL DANIEL stands. MIYAGI
DANIEL DANIEL leaves the apartment with a sense of palpable excitement. END SCENE REASON FOR DELETION |
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you say that but you're a fan of "watchman"? now allen moore needs to be punched in the face. hard too cuz that grizzly bear hanging off his face might cushion the blow.
who ever wrote that last comment needs to be punched in the face.. this is funny
whoever wrote this needs to be punched in the face
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