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They say "knowledge is power," but "they" seem to forget that most of our knowledge is devoted to subjects that are completely useless and retarded. If you could somehow harness just the brain power that's currently being spent on, say, memorizing fantasy football stats, you could probably cure cancer. Nowhere is humanity's obsession with the inconsequential more obvious than on Wikipedia, where even the most obscure topics get propped up on enormous blocks of text. Here are the most depressing--and somewhat frightening--examples. #8.
List of Ancient Jedi
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Word Count: 24,801. That's more words than Oedipus Rex (15,636).
Notable Excerpt:
Why We Can Do Without It:
What We'd Rather Read:
#7.
List of 7th Heaven Episodes
Summary:
Word Count: 29,601. That's more words than The Old Man and the Sea (26,601).
Notable Excerpt:
Why We Can Do Without It:
What We'd Rather Read:
Can you guess how many times 7th Heaven mentions ass? Not nearly as many times as it does "church," we can tell you that. #6.
Tennis Performance Timeline Comparison (Women)
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Word Count: 14,411. That's more words than The Book of Revelation (11,952).
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Why We Can Do Without It:
What We'd Rather Read:
Maybe, we'll just do that from now on.
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Word Count: 33,504. That's more words than Death of a Salesman (31,147).
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Why We Can Do Without It:
What We'd Rather Read:
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She doesn't have time to be in denial. She has to start campaigning for West Virginia!
These suckers are on the cover of metal albums for a reason.
These guys owed it to the world to become badasses.
All the dangling plot threads left over from the previous six books.
We probably would've been better off not knowing.
They probably won't get a movie any time soon.
Our monsters are kind of lame, comparatively.
Gamers are a vengeful god.
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