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Though monkeys and toddlers usually fetch similar prices on the black market, American consumers seem split over which make better household companions. CRACKED decided to let the scientific method settle this age-old debate once and for all. ![]() |
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I think the monkey won outright. You gave the toddler a point by setting the monkey alight. Why not do it to both?
@Gorgonzola. Yup, thats true. But still. I would save a cute kiddie over a smelly monkey anyday.
I LOVE monkeys, they're delicious!
This is likely the greatest thing I have ever bore witness to. I no longer feel the need to inhabit this universe. Farewell.
The sad part is that from Nature's point of view, 1 monkey is more valuable that 1 infant. With the state of the world today, do we really need another spoiled, overweight (i.e. American) brat?
I'll take the monkey.
At least the monkey tried to fix the already lost cause.
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