That is ... if we didn't already have a next Tarzan. Two weeks ago, we got a trailer for a weird-looking upcoming CG Tarzan flick, which is due for release before the summer of 2014, just a few months before they start filming the new new Tarzan. The trailer has Tarzan fighting helicopters over land-use rights to a meteor or something
You SOBs never gave Casper Van Dien a fair shake.
We Have Two Different Hercules Movies Coming Out Next Year
And if you've been hounding for another remake of the old tale of the demigod boy who was born because his god dad couldn't keep it in his immortal pants, there's not one but two different big-budget Herculean remakes coming out over the next year, with Hercules, starring The Rock, and Hercules: The Legend Begins, starring the other vampire from Twilight, Kellan Lutz.
We really have no idea what Hercules actually looked like.
Lutz's Hercules will be hitting the screens in February 2014, only five months before Dwayne Johnson's Hercules in July. And neither of them are beating down untrodden paths: Johnson's Hercules is based on a gritty graphic novel called Hercules: The Thracian Wars, whereas Lutz's Hercules showcases our hero fighting for his life in a coliseum. Realistically, we can probably throw the new 300 movie, which comes out in March, into this lineup, because that's all the same swords-and-sandals shit.
Hercules, without the daddy issues.
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