The Senator Who Wants You to Know He's Completely Insane

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He Says What He Means (Even Though It's Crazy)

For starters, Ball says what he is thinking and doesn't give one scalding damn if it gets him re-elected or not. In fact, he cares so little about what people think that he reminds us of it constantly, often with the exact same phrasing.

On CNN: "You interview a lot of politicians, a lot of politicians are full of crap, they're scared of their own shadow, and scared to say what they feel. I think that I share the feelings of a lot of red-blooded Americans ..."

On Capital Tonight: "Let's just step back a second. I mean, you making [sic] a living out of interviewing politicians and others, and I understand that most politicians are completely full of crap ..."

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"Fortunately, I take regular enemas."

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He Wants to Fight (and Shoot) Everyone

During Ball's interview with Piers Morgan, he addressed Morgan as "dude," made fun of his British accent, talked about himself in the third person, and actually challenged the host to arm wrestle. It was as if he was caught between the reality of his job and the Chuck Norris poster that no doubt hangs above his dresser.

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"Chuck the world, Pierce. That's what I believe."

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He Can't Be Bothered to Make Rational Decisions

Considering that Ball's position is in the Senate and not on the A-Team, we would assume he is aware that telling us how many terrorists he could choke slam in his garage doesn't have much to do with public interest. Most of us are much more interested in the kinds of policies he supports.

But alas, as he explained to Capital Tonight, Greg Ball is not one for policy makin':

"It's easy to have an academic debate, and there's certainly room for that in editorial board meetings and the ivory towers of universities ... I'll leave that up to academia."

Greg Ball / Twitter
To underscore that point, here's Senator Ball as a pantsless Superman.

Senator Greg Ball (an elected representative serving in the law-making body of the United States government) would rather leave all the thinking and lip-wiggling to the eggheads. He came here to kick ass:

"I'm talking about Greg Ball. If personally put in a room with anybody from the most current scumbags to Osama bin Laden, I'm telling you what I would do. As far as policy of the United States, you gotta take it up with your man."

So in summation, Greg Ball wants you to know that he would rather torture a United States citizen with his own hands than discuss the moral or constitutional implications of it for even one second. And he gets to make laws for the whole country.