Last weekend, Williams smacked a guy in the head with a microphone for filming part of his stand-up performance. Then he was arrested two days later for threatening a restaurant manager with a pool cue and throwing a rock at a car containing a couple with a young child, because he is clearly possessed by the kind of irrational toddler rage that forces you to abruptly strike people with whatever is currently in your hand. Williams' bail was posted by Suge Knight, a man perhaps best known for getting shot in a car with Tupac and dangling Vanilla Ice over a hotel balcony.
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Suge Knight, seen here at his part-time gig as a tower.