The Most Amazing Celebrity Meltdown No One's Talking About

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Inexplicable Psychotic Outbursts

In October, Williams got into an argument with actor Faizon Love outside of a nightclub, possibly over who had appeared in the superior Friday movie. Williams went to his car to get a gun, which was promptly taken away from him by one of Love's crew. Upon discovering that Williams had actually forgotten to load the weapon, they gave it back to him and went inside the club, presumably after ruffling his hair and making him promise not to break any windows with his slingshot.

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"There's no way he'll ever figure out how to buy bullets."

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"Rich and Famous" Bravado

While brandishing the aforementioned pool cue at the restaurant manager, Williams complained that the man was unfairly trying to "protect the customers from the famous guy," because as we all know, if a minor celebrity wants to scream at people and break things, you are supposed to let them.

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Ridiculous Lawsuits

A few months ago, Williams allegedly punched his assistant hard enough to send her to the hospital with permanent injuries (yes, that sentence contained the words "punched" and "her" in reference to a man who, ostensibly, is a comedian). No charges were filed, but she's currently suing him for $5 million, which is roughly the amount he was paid for Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore.

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Hilarious Getaway Vehicles

When Williams decided to take his three-wheeled motorcycle (typically ridden by children and called "a tricycle") out for a spin on the sidewalk in Sacramento, the police stopped him to point out that motor vehicles are meant to be driven in the street. Williams offered them the rejoinder that he didn't care and "sped" away, resulting in a sight gag of a pursuit. A week later, he slapped a Target employee in the face and hopped on a motorized shopping cart to make good his escape once the cashier called the cops (although Williams did stop to take french fries from a stranger in the food court, because nothing works up a hunger like being a goddamned lunatic).

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This outfit alone burned off three value meals.