Here at Cracked, we go with what we know. For example, our daily site duties don't include guarding America's nuclear launch codes from the safety of our rampart-less Santa Monica office, or building federal highways in the shape of David Wong's head. But comedy sketches about the hidden Freudian symbols in Jurassic Park 3 and "15 Famous Kittens You Never Knew Possessed Telepathy"? Those are in our wheelhouse.
Jurassic Park Wiki
Narrator: PENIS PENIS EVERYWHERE PENIS.
So when Uncle Sam decides to muscle in on our territory and swirl his tricolor digits in our stew of mirth, a rebuttal is in order. A congressional investigation recently unearthed two IRS-funded sketch videos starring actual IRS employees. One was a 16-minute training video parodying Gilligan's Island, the other was a five-minute Star Trek sketch for a 2010 leadership conference, and both are utterly excruciating.
"NAH-mes?" What is that, Portuguese?