Old people are like hamsters -- adorable, but generally useless. However, some of them try to shatter at least half of this stereotype by breaking the law in spectacular fashion.
6The Geezer Bandit
An elderly man has been robbing southern California banks for the past three years, earning him the nickname "The Geezer Bandit" from the FBI.
Because "The Fucking Old as Shit Bandit" gets filtered out by Safe Search.
He wears a cap and sunglasses and hides his gun beneath an oversized day planner (presumably the same one he uses to hide his freight train erection while watching Caroline in the City reruns with his wife). The feds are currently offering a $20,000 reward for any information that leads to his stone-fisted beating for making them look like fools.
5SLA, the Prolific Graffiti Artist
71-year-old Charles Ignatius Wesley is better known as "SLA," which is the name he spray-painted on over a hundred signposts in Dunedin, Florida. It stands for "Sane Liberated Americans," the political party God told him to create in his sleep. By all accounts, Wesley is the only member of this party.