When you have a job that occasionally involves shooting people in the face, you might assume that your uniform would convey the dignity and measured discipline of your rank and profession. The following organizations clearly felt otherwise.
Y'know what modern wars don't have enough of? Sashes.
The Carabinieri is Italy's national military police, one of four branches of the Italian Armed Forces. However, in their new uniforms specially designed by the runway fashionistas at Valentino, they look more like they're about to decorate a birthday cake than do anything resembling law enforcement. In their defense, they are perfectly suited for parades, events that we hasten to point out call upon exactly none of their training.