Getting saddled with a ridiculous name is a terrible way to start life. On the bright side, dealing with the adversity of being laughed at literally every time your name is spoken can do a lot for your character. Just ask these people, who put their absurd names front and center on the campaign trail and still emerged victorious.
Young Boozer for Treasurer
We don't trust him on the "Young," but we'll take his word on the "Boozer."
Actually, it's Young Boozer III, which may indicate either a serious lack of parental judgment over multiple generations or a sad accuracy to the name, or possibly both. In 2010, he was elected state treasurer of Alabama, a state where a public official with fetal alcohol syndrome may actually pass unnoticed.