Yes, the McDonald's in Southport, North Carolina, is holding its third annual Valentine's Day Candlelight Dinner, complete with table service and music specially selected by "Ron" (are we the only ones hoping this turns out to be the store manager coming out to your table, shirtless, while seductively playing a saxophone?). Your date will surely be too overcome by the atmosphere to notice that this is all happening within 10 feet of a huge plastic statue of a clown.
If you feel like a McDonald's date is for snooty pretentious types, you can always just head on over to Waffle House, where "devoted fans" can feast on their favorite Waffle House delicacy by candlelight and the sound of frying hash browns.