But for the anime Plastic Little, DVD distributor ADV Films cornered this discerning viewer by adding a breast-shaped counter that kept a real-time tally of every time cartoon sweater puppets swayed in the breeze.
"It's a commentary on a metaphor for a symbol that I can't justify my own viewing habits to myself anymore."
Was one of ADV's employees paid to sit in a dank basement, breathe through his mouth and annotate each frame like the Zapruder film? We honestly cannot say, but we do know that ADV loved this idea so much that they trademarked the name "Jiggle Counter." (We're pretty sure the portmanteau "Boobacus" is still up for grabs. Hey everybody, go make your millions!)
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