Restaurant workers hate the demanding customer who arrives after the kitchen's closed. He's hungry, dammit, and he's not leaving until he yells at everyone. With Jesus, replace "restaurant" with "tree" and "bitching at the waitstaff" with "fucking shit up."
"And seeing a fig tree by the road, He came to it and found nothing on it but leaves, and said to it, 'Let no fruit grow on you ever again.' Immediately the fig tree withered away. - Matthew 21:18-21 (King James)
The Disciples somehow managed to avoid the obvious "Why are you being such a dick?" line of questioning in favor of "Wow! How did you do that?" Then again, if you are hanging out with a guy who can destroy a tree by yelling at it, stay on his good side. As you can see ...
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