Hipsters! Aren't they a wacky breed? No one thinks they are one, everyone has different definitions of what they are, and -- despite the fact that hipsters pioneered the "homeless librarians wearing Oktoberfest hats" aesthetic -- absolutely nobody wants to fuck them. In fact, one of the few defining hipster traits we can nail down is that they drink cheap beer, specifically Pabst Blue Ribbon.
It keeps their neckbeards curly.
Hell, Pabst has now become so big, a new report found that its high-demand status was pushing up the sales prices for all the other terrible beers out there.
First the hipsters ruin beer, then they ruin Revolutionary War re-enactment.