Here are a couple more, because this is super fun:
Say whatever else you will about him, but by simply opting to cut a few carbs and go with a bowl instead of the burrito, Mitt Romney just avoided adding a devastating layer of embarrassment to what was an otherwise adorable moment. You don't come away from looking at the picture of Mitt standing next to that crazy-eyed Robert Horry lookalike without feeling at least a little bit better about him not being a soulless robot.
Sure, he'll probably buy that Chipotle, fire all the employees and rehire them (but only after stripping everyone of their employee discount) once this election jazz is all over with. But for right now, Mitt Romney seems a little less terrifying.
But understand, what's happening in that Chipotle picture is a fragile balance. Mitt Romney seems like he's a part of this joke, not the subject of it. But just barely. Add an embarrassing shot of him deep-throating a burrito into the mix and this entire scene just becomes one more ridiculous moment in what's already become a fairly strange campaign.
Was it some kind of gut instinct that led Mitt Romney to order that bowl, or have the people who run political campaigns just made a ban on dick-shaped food an industry standard type of thing? We'll probably never know, but either way, we give credit where it's due and commend Mitt Romney for not falling victim to the curse of the phallus food picture. Again.
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