Ah, looks like it's just him and that old dude. Nothing to be turned on about there, unless you're some sort of octogenarian fetishist.
And Apparently He Is
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Well, look at that. Something that transpired at that gas station has got our guy in full gear. There's only one clear conclusion here: The Viagra Man is into old dudes. Not like Clooney old, like Lemonparty old. He's turned on by that old man, aroused by thinking about the two of them as young, virile men working in the garage, greasing up drive shafts, working them up and down together with sensually manly hands. Oil and sweat dripping off their toned muscles. Just two guys doing man work.
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This is a metaphorical penis.
And now, with his hot engine filled with the liquid it so desired, the Viagra Man is home, a bundle of pent-up sexual frustration, ready to get in the house and make sweet love in his favorite position.
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Lights off, eyes closed, doggy-style.
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