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5 Reasons The Classic American Summer Is Totally Dead
Just in case your summer plans weren't ruined already, let us help you expedite that process through the magic of cold, hard facts.
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- By Mark Hill
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4 Ways the '50 Shades of Grey' Film Is Worse Than You Expect
This movie isn't even going to provide the trashy fun that made the book a success in the first place.
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- By Kier Harris
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5 Apps That Were Clearly Designed By Total Creeps
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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The Bizarre History of Ninja Turtle Rap Songs
We're not being sarcastic when we say that a proud and important pop culture tradition was renewed this week with the release of a new rap song about life as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
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- By Tom Reimann
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4 BS Stories That Fooled Facebook This Week: Extinct Gingers
If you look hard enough, the Internet will provide evidence for anything you want. Doesn't matter if it's true or not!
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Surreal Ways Scary Groups Are Trying to Look Friendly
It's hard to be a militant organization without looking like the bad guy.
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- By XJ Selman
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5 Recent Blockbusters That Prove Movies Hate Science
Five of the year's biggest films depend entirely on the conceit that scientists are lazy, stupid morons, and that the pursuit of scientific discovery is a ridiculous waste of time.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Reasons You'll Never Escape Your F***ing Cable Company
So you've decided to cancel your cable subscription. Man are you screwed.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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4 Ways Archie Comics Have Gone F***ing Crazy
Archie comics are as inoffensive and uncontroversial as possible -- well, most of the time.
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- By Cyriaque Lamar
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4 Reasons People Get Suckered Into Idiotic Kickstarters
Apparently there's a decent number of people out there who think burning their parents' money is either a genius form of artistic expression or some kind of amazing joke that only they get.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Ways 'Planet of the Apes' Has Made Actors Obsolete
: Acting is no longer just an actor's craft. It's become a special effect.
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- By Robert Evans, David Christopher Bell, J.F. Sargent, Alex Schmidt
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A 60 Second Guide to Learning the Awful Truth About Yourself
This won't take but a minute, and I promise this won't be a waste of your time.
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- By Jason Pargin
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4 Reasons 'Falconman' Is The Craziest Superhero Movie Ever
Are you sick of the same tired-ass superhero movies? Then be thankful Jean-Claude Van Damme has your back.
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- By Cyriaque Lamar
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Why Oil Companies Caused 7 Earthquakes This Weekend
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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6 B.S. Stories That Fooled Everyone on Facebook This Week
Here is yet another sifting of dung gold from the plethora of ridiculous online media.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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