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4 Viral News Stories That Were Total B.S. (Part 19)
The top priority of the news these days is less 'give the news' and more 'remorselessly splay every batshit ludicrous story until people catch on.'
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4 Cliche Things Every Dystopian Young Adult Movie Does
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- By Hillery Alley
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The New 'Godzilla' Movie: Will It Be Terrible?
Hollywood cruelly and arbitrarily disguises crotch-punches as feature films. That's why this question must be asked.
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4 Ways Global Warming Is Creating a Worldwide Horror Movie
If you want Americans to pay attention to climate change, you've got to them a swift kick straight in the poopyourpants gland.
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5 Reasons 'Ghostbusters 3' Will Never Ever Happen
Before everyone releases their simultaneous wails of joy/anger over the latest GB3 announcement, there's probably something you all need to know: It's never going to happen.
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4 Reasons This One Kickstarter Proves Humanity Is Doomed
Some maniac courageously dared to ask 'What if the Germans had invaded the Soviet Union with breasts instead of tanks?' Turns out plenty of other maniacs were wondering the same thing.
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4 People Who Left Home and Returned to Bizarre Nightmares
What's the worst thing you can imagine coming home to? A robber? Please.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 More Viral News Stories That Were Totally B.S.
Here is the very latest in primo B.S. that someone stamped
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Times News Channels Totally Ran Out of Shit to Talk About
It's hilariously apparent when the news has absolutely nothing left to talk about.
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- By XJ Selman
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4 More News Stories Straight Out of 'The X-Files'
Every once in a new blood moon, the real world news ends up mimicking old episodes 'X-Files' episodes.
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- By Hillery Alley
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4 Steps To Make Sure 'Batman vs. Superman' Isn't Terrible
DC Comics already laid out the easiest template ever for a 'Batman vs. Superman' movie back in 1986. Let's break it down step by step.
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- By Cyriaque Lamar
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4 Signs That 2014 Is a Shitty Year for Women in Hollywood
Surely things are looking up now that it's been proven that women can write, produce, direct, and star in big blockbusters, right? Nope. In fact, they're only getting worse.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Viral Videos That Were Really Ads in Disguise
All of the following viral sensations were just paid ads, trying to sell you crap.
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- By XJ Selman
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5 Ridiculous Ways Marketers Are Shoving Ads Into Reality
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- By XJ Selman
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4 Internal Memos That Revealed Weirdly Embarrassing Problems
Internal memos are like the family secrets of bureaucracies. The following memos are like the dark incestuous secrets no one talks about.
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- By XJ Selman
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VIRAL ON CRACKED
Beloved Movies (That Aged Horribly)
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- By JM McNab
15 Cringiest Lyrics of the 2000s
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- By Amanda Mannen