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4 Celebrity Products That Are Proof People Will Buy Anything
Hey, well all need pretend joints, right?
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- By Alaric Penname
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4 Reasons Pat Robertson Is Our Greatest Living Storyteller
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- By Cyriaque Lamar
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- 517
4 Ways Pop Culture Has Returned to the 1990s
We've reached the point where an innocent visit to the past has turned into being trapped in a permanent loop of the 1990's.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Subliminal Symbols You Missed in Miley Cyrus's VMA Show
Miley Cyrus at the VMA's: Skanky award show embarrassment or high concept exploration of the transition from child to adult? Both!
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Reasons Not to Use Stolen Images to Make a Political Point
If you're passionate about what you're saying, be equally passionate about your image research.
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- By Jack Hall
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4 Reasons Your Favorite TV Channels Can Just Disappear
And we, the unwashed and stained-clothed masses, must suffer.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Recent News Stories That'll Restore Your Faith In Humanity
Amid the horde of world-ending dipshits hogging the headlines, there are those kindly folks out there who don't cause us to pray for Ragnarok.
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- By XJ Selman
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4 Awesomely Geeky Things Dads Built For Their Kids
Geek dads are a relatively recent development .. and the world is better for it.
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- By J.F. Sargent
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4 People Who Tried To Eat At McDonald's and Went Insane
You don't go to McDonald's looking for perfection.
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- By Hillery Alley
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3 Reasons Why Every News Story Should Be About Ducks
Duck news is perfect news.
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- By Cyriaque Lamar
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4 Big Reasons Orson Scott Card Is a Goddamn Lunatic
More often that not, great books do not reflect the lunatics who wrote them.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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3 Insane Ways People Are Trying to Teach Valuable Lessons
Here are some would-be Good Samaritans who recently tried to share greater knowledge and insight with humanity, but instead ended up showering confused bystanders with sadness and excrement.
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- By XJ Selman
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4 Brazenly Stupid Criminals Who Just Didn't Give a Crap
Some criminals go about their business quietly, and some just don't give a flying shit.
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- By XJ Selman, A.C. Grimes
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5 Crazy Ways Awful People Are Trying to Improve Their Image
When killing lots of people becomes too much of a PR disaster to handle, try being super cute.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Relationship Apps Designed Solely For Insane People
Couples can breathe easy knowing that every step of their relationship can be dictated by an impartial handheld electronic device.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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