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How a 90-Year-Old Man Made the Most Metal Album Ever
While most people commemorating their 10th decade of life would limit the celebration to a 3:00 p.m. dinner reservation at Red Lobster, one man decided to mark the occasion by releasing a heavy metal album.
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645 4 PSAs Scarier Than Any Hollywood Horror Film
Hope you brought a diaper!
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Ways 'Futurama' Is Becoming a Reality
While the TV show may be gone, you are already living it.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Ways We're Totally Ruining Kickstarter
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- By J.F. Sargent
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6 Ridiculous Tumblrs That Yahoo Just Paid $1 Billion For
At about $10 a blog, let's examine just what they're paying for.
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- By Alex Hanton
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How Toronto's Totally Deranged Mayor Stayed in Office
Not only did Toronto knowingly elect a morbidly obese chronic substance abuser for mayor, but this guy has been Chris Farleying it up for years.
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- By Alaric Penname
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How a Conspiracy to Raise Beer Prices Invented Hipsters
Hipsters! Aren't they a wacky breed?
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- By David Christopher Bell
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3 Reasons to Fear the New Gun That Can Post to Facebook
A gun company named TrackingPoint recently figured that, since we now have smart cars and smartphones, we need a smart rifle. Oh joyous day ...
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- By David Christopher Bell
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5 Features of the New Xbox That Are About to Ruin Everything
Thanks a lot, Microsoft.
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- By Jason Pargin
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Why the Scooby-Doo Mystery Team Is Terrible At Mysteries
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- By CRACKED, 5 Second Films, Greg Burke
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The 4 Most Inexplicably Redundant Movie Plots of 2013
As you've probably noticed, Hollywood has a strange, recurring habit of releasing two films about the exact same thing at almost the exact same time.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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6 Reasons Not to Freak Out About the 3D Printer Gun
Criminals everywhere will soon be brandishing these homemade firearms, running amok in the streets, correct? Well, not exactly.
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- By J.F. Sargent
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3 Amazing Details of the Most Embarrassing Spy Scandal Ever
Reality has failed yet again to deliver the popcorn thrills.
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- By Jack Hall
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Why 'My Little Pony' Is About to Get Even Creepier
All of the ponies are transported to another universe where they transform into teenage girls to face the trials of high school life, because without question that's what every fan of a magical universe of talking ponies wanted this movie to be.
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- By XJ Selman
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4 Reasons Insects Will Soon Be a Staple of Your Diet
Our days of not eating six-legged creatures are probably over.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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