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Clint Eastwood's Chair Speech (From His Point of View)

By CRACKED Staff •August 31, 2012

Who or what did Clint Eastwood think he was talking to in that chair? We have a few ideas ...

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4 Shockingly Simple Art Heists That Actually Worked

By Samuel Flashner •August 31, 2012

Despite what the movies tell us, art thieves are often less sophisticated than the Hamburglar.

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3 Amazing Ways Old Buildings Have Been Reused

By Tom Courtney •August 29, 2012

It's a sad fact of life as a building that, eventually, you're going to wear out your welcome within the community. At that point, you have two options: be torn down or become something else. All of the buildings on this list chose the latter option, with insanely impressive results.

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5 Toy Recalls That Everyone Should Have Seen Coming

By Don Wright •August 28, 2012

Without exception, we can't believe a single one of these ideas made it past the development stage without someone just standing up in the middle of the meeting and saying, 'You know, this looks like it could probably kill a small child.'

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The Logical Next Step in Auto Modification Technology

By Fatawesome .com •August 26, 2012

If your car doesn't sound like this, you might as well not even have a car.

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3 Great Moments of Broken English from Japanese Anime

By AT Jacobs •August 25, 2012

Everything you ever needed to know about mangling the English language.

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Will Smith's Ill-Advised Attempt at Gangster Rap

By Adam Tod Brown •August 23, 2012

If you don't remember it, he threatens to break a woman's wrist for rejecting his sexual advances, calls an old lady a bitch and the badass crime he commits? Minor traffic violation.

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The Singing Android That Will Ruin Robots for You

By Brandon Drake •August 22, 2012

If there's one thing we've learned from watching Youtube videos, it's that people on the Internet are super-duper racist. If there's anything else we've learned, it's that mankind is not ready for the responsibility of owning robots.

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The 4 Goofiest Curses from the Bible

By Tim Lieder •August 21, 2012

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When Stuffed Animals Attack

By Karl Smallwood •August 20, 2012

It's with much uneasiness that we report on a plague of petty distraction that's overtaking the emergency response community -- stuffed animals.

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8 Ways Your Facebook Profile is Like a Serial Killer's Lair

By Dan Markowitz •August 18, 2012

Little did you know that your nifty apps are putting you in the same class the mangina guy from Silence of the Lambs.

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4 Reasons Gremlins Are the Deadliest Movie Monster Ever

By Michael Garowee •August 17, 2012

Mogwai were the most adorable movie creature of all-time. That's exactly what they would use to destroy us.

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5 Hilarious Highlights from the FBI Gang Name Database

By Ajay Kumar •August 16, 2012

We're sure most of you already keep abreast of the latest Juggalo news, so you don't need us to tell you, but for those of you not in the know, here goes -- The Insane Clown Posse is suing the FBI.

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3 Racist Incidents That Weren't Actually Racist

By Diana Cook •August 15, 2012

Words are tricky. Sometimes, one word can mean different things to different people. Like how in the civilized world, 'football' refers to a sporting competition with four downs and actual scoring but everywhere else it means something boring and awful.

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The 2 Best In-Car Freakouts In TV History

By Michael Swaim •August 14, 2012

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