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Clint Eastwood's Chair Speech (From His Point of View)
Who or what did Clint Eastwood think he was talking to in that chair? We have a few ideas ...
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- By CRACKED Staff
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4 Shockingly Simple Art Heists That Actually Worked
Despite what the movies tell us, art thieves are often less sophisticated than the Hamburglar.
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- By Samuel Flashner
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3 Amazing Ways Old Buildings Have Been Reused
It's a sad fact of life as a building that, eventually, you're going to wear out your welcome within the community. At that point, you have two options: be torn down or become something else. All of the buildings on this list chose the latter option, with insanely impressive results.
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- By Tom Courtney
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5 Toy Recalls That Everyone Should Have Seen Coming
Without exception, we can't believe a single one of these ideas made it past the development stage without someone just standing up in the middle of the meeting and saying, 'You know, this looks like it could probably kill a small child.'
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- By Don Wright
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The Logical Next Step in Auto Modification Technology
If your car doesn't sound like this, you might as well not even have a car.
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- By Fatawesome .com
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3 Great Moments of Broken English from Japanese Anime
Everything you ever needed to know about mangling the English language.
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- By AT Jacobs
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Will Smith's Ill-Advised Attempt at Gangster Rap
If you don't remember it, he threatens to break a woman's wrist for rejecting his sexual advances, calls an old lady a bitch and the badass crime he commits? Minor traffic violation.
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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The Singing Android That Will Ruin Robots for You
If there's one thing we've learned from watching Youtube videos, it's that people on the Internet are super-duper racist. If there's anything else we've learned, it's that mankind is not ready for the responsibility of owning robots.
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- By Brandon Drake
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The 4 Goofiest Curses from the Bible
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- By Tim Lieder
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When Stuffed Animals Attack
It's with much uneasiness that we report on a plague of petty distraction that's overtaking the emergency response community -- stuffed animals.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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8 Ways Your Facebook Profile is Like a Serial Killer's Lair
Little did you know that your nifty apps are putting you in the same class the mangina guy from Silence of the Lambs.
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- By Dan Markowitz
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4 Reasons Gremlins Are the Deadliest Movie Monster Ever
Mogwai were the most adorable movie creature of all-time. That's exactly what they would use to destroy us.
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- By Michael Garowee
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5 Hilarious Highlights from the FBI Gang Name Database
We're sure most of you already keep abreast of the latest Juggalo news, so you don't need us to tell you, but for those of you not in the know, here goes -- The Insane Clown Posse is suing the FBI.
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- By Ajay Kumar
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3 Racist Incidents That Weren't Actually Racist
Words are tricky. Sometimes, one word can mean different things to different people. Like how in the civilized world, 'football' refers to a sporting competition with four downs and actual scoring but everywhere else it means something boring and awful.
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- By Diana Cook
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The 2 Best In-Car Freakouts In TV History
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- By Michael Swaim
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