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Why Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez May Be the Same Person
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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The Horrible Reason This YouTube Video Has 50 Million Views
>No sarcasm here: most popular YouTube videos are awesome. If you can't appreciate an adorable baby or puppy doing something hilarious, then you have forgotten how to smile. But, occasionally something ELSE slips through the cracks.
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- By Jason Pargin
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The Truth About Ambition
If TlC's waterfalls was aimed at whales ...
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- By Fatawesome .com
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6 Famous Quotes (Revised for Accuracy)
Good news, everybody! Thanks to the sassy scholarship of Cracked historians, we've found the revised versions of some of history's greatest quotes.
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- By Kristi Harrison
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Fluoride Lowers Your IQ: B.S. Headline of the Week
Here's a quick case study on how bullshit is born into the world.
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- By Jason Pargin
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The 6 Craziest Superman Stories Ever Written (Twice)
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- By Jim Avery, Kier Harris
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The Bizarrely Specific Haircut of Popular Paperback Writers
Sandra Brown, Nora Roberts, Janet Evanovich and Jayne Ann Krentz.. Aside from being names that practically no one reading this will be familiar with, what do these women have in common?
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- By Matthew Gault
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9 Reasons 'Community' and 'Scrubs' Are the Same Show
On closer inspection, it appears that quirky NBC sitcoms have a formula when it comes to setting up their cast of misfit characters.
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- By Charles VanderKlipp
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The Sad Twist Ending of the Most Heroic Video of the Week
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- By Gary Merton
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17 Rejected 'Dark Knight Rises' Plot Twists
With all the hype behind the movie coming out, there's even more hype for what was left on the cutting room floor.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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4 IMDb Pages for Upcoming Movies We Already Hate
These days, if a film executive so much as uses the words 'Smurf' and 'sequel' in the same sentence, IMDb will have information about that very idea posted on their site mere moments later. And that's great, because it gives us an early heads-up as to what movies we should be hating in the near future.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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10 Minutes After the End of 'The Matrix' Trilogy
A scene that must have happened right after the last Matrix movie ened.
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- By Luke McKinney
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The Most Unintentionally Sexist Attempt to Empower Women
The European Commission has a problem. First of all, they're being featured in a Cracked article despite nobody here being anything more than vaguely familiar with the organization. That means this entire piece is destined to be filled with half-truths and misinformation. On top of that, they've been tasked with getting women interested in science
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- By Ajay Kumar
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The Country Starlet Who Stole Her Big Hit Off a Crack Addict
Hard work is for dummies. That's why we like to take time out of our busy schedule from time to time to spotlight those men and women who get shit done the right way ... by stealing other people's work and passing it off as their own.
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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5 Reasons the YOLO (You Only Live Once) Meme Is Wrong
We regret to inform the young people of America that we've found multiple exceptions to the YOLO rule.
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- By Justin Ashby
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- 450