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The Sneaky Lie Your Apple Devices Are Telling You
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- By Jason Pargin
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Terrible Director Choices for Famous Movie Remakes
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- By Adam Tod Brown, Logan Trent
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The Baffling New Trend in Movie Poster Design
The marketing departments at movie studios are in the business of boiling the success and failure of movies down to simple, straightforward formulas. Based on the posters from the first half of the year, the formula they seem to have settled on is 'Movie Posters - Faces = Money.'
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- By Jack O'Brien, The Furlinator
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4 Famous Movies Spoiled by Facebook Updates
Thankfully, the movie universe and the part of the universe where real people reside never meet. If they did, we'd never be surprised by a movie ever again. By the time the script was written and the film was shot, the characters would have given away the plot on Facebook a long time ago.
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- By Logan Trent
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4 Features We'd Like to See on Popular Websites
In the grand scheme of things, there are really only a handful of websites that the public at large turns to each day for basic needs. These mammoth sites like Facebook and YouTube have built such a high level of visitor loyalty that they're pretty much free to tweak and change their sites however they see fit, secure in the knowledge that people w
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- By Adam Tod Brown, Logan Trent
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Ads That Couldn't Possibly Have Sold One Product: Viagra Man
Sometimes the results of advertising are astounding. But more often than not, we end up with a commercial so confounding that we struggle to understand how a single person could possibly be convinced to make a purchase after watching it.
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- By Adam Tod Brown, Logan Trent
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5 Reasons Punisher: War Zone Is an Underrated Masterpiece
In 2008, the Punisher got the dark film he deserved, Punisher: War Zone, which opened to universal apathy. But as the excellent podcast 'How Did This Get Made?' recently pointed out, Punisher: War Zone is very much worthy of your attention and should head to the top of your Netflix queue, even if you haven't the first idea who Frank Castle is.
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- By Cole Gamble
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If Famous Musicians Were '80s Cartoons
What is it about your favorite musicians that make you connect more with what they do than with any other musicians out there? Perhaps the answer lies somewhere in the 1980s. Not in the part where you can buy rubber Swatch watches and shirts that turn neon green when you generate body heat, but in the world of cartoons.
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- By Logan Trent
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Found at Your Local Library: The Three Stooges Book
You know that guy who feels the need to describe a joke and just destroys any semblance of humor while doing so? Well, he grew up to write children's books based on Three Stooges shorts.
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- By Jason Iannone
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LeBron vs. Jordan: A Non-Basketball Study
These days, the go-to Jordan comparison target is LeBron James. Sure, he's never won any championships, but it's seemingly only a matter of time. But here at Cracked, we believe it takes more than statistics to truly be compared to a legend like Michael Jordan. So we dug a little deeper. Here's a non-basketball comparison of LeBron James and Michae
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- By Logan Trent
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