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4 Insane New Year's Celebrations from Around the World

By Scott Pearson •December 31, 2012

In some countries, New Year's revelers aren't content with mere 'bad' decisions and up the ante to 'totally insane.'

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The 4 Most Badass Ways Anyone Has Taken on a Deadly Animal

By Karl Smallwood •December 30, 2012

Every now and again, the state of nature takes a personal day, allowing soft, delicious humans to somehow best their extremely dangerous animal opponents. Here's a few of those strange times.

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The 7 Most Shameful Abuses of Bacon

By Mark Hill •December 29, 2012

Bacon's popularity has led to several crossover products that are not food, and without exception, all of these products are terrible.

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The Only Convincing Anti-Piracy PSA in History

By Jason Pargin •December 28, 2012

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The North Korean Video Game for People Who Hate Fun

By Cyriaque Lamar •December 26, 2012

Whenever the hermit state of North Korea decides to put its own spin on global pop culture, the world takes notice.

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The 10 Types of Facebook Posts on Christmas Day

By S Peter Davis •December 24, 2012

Cracked is providing you with a helpful guide to avoid looking like a douche on Christmas.

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The 5 Most Unintentionally Creepy Christmas Albums

By Mark Hill •December 23, 2012

When these albums tried to do something different, and they turned Christmas into a holiday of horrors.

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The 3 Creepiest Facts About the Real Santa Claus

By Reuben Glaser •December 22, 2012

We're all aware that Santa Claus is based on the very real St. Nicholas of Myra, correct? The very real, and very uncouth St. Nick.

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5 People Who Will Be Disappointed the World Didn't End Today

By Luis Prada, Karl Smallwood •December 21, 2012

Good news, anyone reading this, the apocalypse is not upon us. You should be thrilled, unless you're one of these idiots.

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8 Overly-Complicated Machines That Have Zero Purpose

By John E. •December 21, 2012

Apparently, some geniuses are content to build machines that serve barely-definable functions to address nonexistent problems -- because that is how the Internet works.

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3 Insane Marriage Proposals (That Actually Worked)

By Robert Anthony •December 20, 2012

When you throw things like faked plane crashes and intestinal trauma into the mix, you'd assume some people are just destined to die alone. But you'd be wrong.

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The Smartphone Commercial That Will Ruin Your Christmas

By Cyriaque Lamar •December 19, 2012

Perhaps no ad in human history has abused Old St. Nick as heinously as this recent TV spot for the Samsung Galaxy line of smartphones.

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4 International Incidents Caused By Drunk Boris Yeltsin

By Evan V. Symon •December 19, 2012

From 1991 to 1999, Boris Yeltsin was the first democratically elected President of Russia, leading the way for reforms, rekindling relationships with the West and generally hitting the hooch harder than Ulysses S. Grant and Ernest Hemingway's reanimated corpses sewn together.

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Leno May be Fired: Why It’s Time to Stop Pretending We Care

By Adam Tod Brown •December 18, 2012

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4 Battles Won by Using Food as a Weapon

By Adam Wears •December 18, 2012

Food is a powerful weapon in the war against hunger, and apparently also in wars against other human beings.

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