How else would they show off all that elaborate, pricey ink provided by tattoo artists who accept EBT cards? Keep in mind, these results may be slightly flawed, as our questionnaire did not specify that Fleshlights usually lack off/on switches.
To Call Soft Drinks "Soda" Instead of "Pop"
Most liberal East Coast gays grew up in red states with some meathead punching them in the gut until they squealed the word "pop." So it stands to reason that they would embrace a reactionary beverage term like "soda." However, if "soda" ever gains broader traction, expect them to reclaim "pop" in a classic Dr. Seuss "The Sneeches" switcharoo-reversey move.
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