Lately we've been taking time out from explaining how big-budget CGI movies can eat fistfuls of penises to tell you about some smaller upcoming films that are way more deserving of your attention. So while you're waiting for the new Fantastic Four movie to thoroughly and supremely disappoint, here are some smaller films you've never heard of that should help soften the blow by actually being worth watching.
6Big Game: Die Hard Meets Goonies Meets Air Force One
Close your eyes. Now picture the entire first act of the movie Air Force One (this shouldn't be difficult). Fast-forward to the scene where President Marshall is stuffed in the ejection pod, only to Houdini his way into the aerial murder spree that becomes the rest of the film. Remember that? Now picture a universe where he actually takes the pod to safety, only to find himself in a Finnish forest surrounded by rocket-wielding terrorists, and his only means of escape is with the help of a plucky youngster armed with a bow and arrow.
Now imagine that the president is played by Samuel L. Jackson.
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Seriously, how is this the first time he's played the president? Or been the president?