6 Ridiculous Tumblrs That Yahoo Just Paid $1 Billion For

6

The Same Picture of Dave Coulier Every Day

Same Pic of Dave Coulier

5

Nicolas Cage's Face on Every Pokemon

Gotta Cage 'em All

4

Thousands of Photos of Bruce Springsteen's Crotch

Bruce Springsteen's Crotch

3

Michael Buble Being Stalked by a Velociraptor

Michael Buble Being Stalked by a Velociraptor

Just as it says, this is a strangely engrossing series featuring popular Canadian crooner Michael Buble being silently watched by a smirking Velociraptor. The latest batch comes from a group of junior high kids who have apparently been making these as part of their schoolwork, proving that there are some areas where our students still outperform the Chinese. Have you bought your Yahoo! stock yet? Don't snooze on this, the other readers of this article are already on the phone with their brokers.

2

Sexy Historical Figures

My Daguerreotype Boyfriend

This is actually a whole genre of Tumblrs, and why not? Why else did historians carefully document and preserve history if not so that today Tumblr users can point out how much this dead guy looked like Joseph Gordon-Levitt? That's from the popular My Daguerreotype Boyfriend Tumblr, but if you're looking for something more thought-provoking, head over to Hotties from History and ponder the difficult moral questions raised by just how smoking hot Lincoln assassination plotter Lewis Powell was.

Hotties from History

1

Pictures of Tom Selleck and a Sandwich Near a Waterfall

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Ask yourself: If Tumblr had never existed, how would Selleck Waterfall Sandwich have ever come about? This is quintessential Tumblr.

Want a shot of Native American Tom Selleck pouring a basket of sloppy joes over a waterfall? Well, here it is. Would you prefer an open-shirted Selleck treating a ham and cheese to a sexy saxophone solo? You should -- everyone who's looked at it so far has spontaneously sprouted a kickass mustache, even if they already had a mustache to begin with.

If we were in charge of Yahoo! and some shareholder dared ask us why we pulled the trigger on this acquisition, this is the card we'd slam down on the table. Centuries from now, the purchase of Selleck Waterfall Sandwich for a billion dollars will go down like the white man buying Manhattan for a beaded necklace.