Journalism is hard -- or rather, journalism was hard back when you had to actually go outside and talk to people in order to find out what's happening. The Internet has changed all that, thanks to the fact that, as we keep pointing out, every major news site has boiled down reporting to the same standards as your email-forwarding aunt. So let's quickly review the bullshit headlines you probably saw this week ...
6 Sorry, Pixar Isn't Making a Star Wars Movie
Ever since Disney ate up Lucasfilm, the whole Internet (including us) has been busy speculating about possible Star Wars spinoffs -- and then they went and announced the one project we never saw coming:
John Ratzenberger CONFIRMED for Boba Fett.
And by "they," we mean "someone who has nothing to do with Disney/Pixar." While being covered by pretty much every entertainment site out there, the story itself comes from a single unnamed source by Latino Review, a site also famous for getting the scoop on Christian Bale playing the role of Batman ... in the upcoming Superman vs. Batman film.
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