Parties can be ruined by a wide variety of things, like the police showing up, a bad DJ, or a raccoon infestation, but most commonly it's a little something known as That Guy. For centuries, That Guys (and Girls) around the world have worked tirelessly to come up with ways to make themselves the center of everyone's attention -- we're pretty sure that's how the acoustic guitar was invented in the first place.
However, this is 2014, and the old techniques don't cut it anymore. As a result, an entire industry seems to have popped up to help you become That Guy. Whatever you do, don't show up somewhere wearing ...
6 Clothes That Light Up in Sync With Music
Remember the last time you thought light-up clothing was cool? It was kindergarten, otherwise known as the only point in a human lifespan when wearing shoes with blinky lights is socially acceptable. Well, guess what, motherfuckers: the blinky lights are back, and now they're EVERYWHERE.
This GIF isn't shaky; that's you having a seizure.