They say it takes a village to raise a child, but nowadays everyone is way too busy drinking pumpkin-spice-flavored everything and reading dinosaur erotica to spare 30 seconds on someone else's child. And in many cases, they don't even notice what their own kid is up to.
This all adds up to Baby's Day Out accidentally being re-enacted multiple times every single damn day. Here are five of the more recent screw-ups.
5 School Lets Grandfather Take the Wrong 6-Year-Old to the Doctor
When you're a kid, there's nothing better than leaving school early. That might be why a 6-year-old in England didn't say anything when she was called out of class so a random old man could take her to the doctor.
Keep in mind that this was kindergarten, so who knows what Bueller-esque crap she'll pull when she hits real school.
The supervision fails were legion. First, when the elderly gentleman came to pick up his granddaughter, he only gave the staff her first name. When a child in the same grade with the same name was called to the office instead, the really-shouldn't-be-driving-if-he-can't-recognize-his-own-relatives pensioner took her to the doctor.
"Quick, get in the car or we'll be late."