... all while talking to yourself with your head wrapped in a device that would make Geordi La Forge want to give you a swirlie. And if you ... OK, there's no possible way to segue into the next one, so we'll just jump straight to it.
DrumPants: Pants That Are Also Drums
Boys and girls, sit back and revel in the total amalgamation of every mouth-breathing movie theater patron, bus whistler, and impossibly loud restaurant talker that ever was -- we have officially reached the event horizon of strangers you want to punch in the face.
"Here's $74,236." -the Internet
Those are DrumPants, as in wearable sensors that produce drum sounds when you touch them. This fully funded Kickstarter started as a practical joke, meaning that at some point someone went from "You know what would be annoying?" to "You know what should become a real thing?" The entire pitch is hinged on the freedom you get from being able to bring your noise pants on public buses, into bars, and anywhere else you'd like people to bask in your percussive majesty.
Doing this in public will ensure that you have plenty of time to work on your solos later.
The plus side of drum pants? For everyone else around you, your inevitable beating will provide the sweetest soundtrack imaginable.
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