Sometimes, liking a status on Facebook just isn't enough. There comes a time in life when you have to get off your ass and show the world you're really serious about a cause by taking decisive action, a phrase here meaning "signing an online petition." However, when making your voice heard by anonymously signing an Internet petition, it's good to make sure your goal has a minimum shot of actually happening, unlike the following inexplicably popular petitions that have exactly zero chance of being ratified:
5"Bring Back a Walking Dead Character Who Was Shot in the Head" (61,500 Signatures)
Wanting a character to come back to a TV or comic book series is hardly uncommon; let he who didn't write to ABC demanding the return of Cousin Cody to Step by Step cast the first stone. So, after a popular character was written off of a particular AMC show, it's not surprising that more than 61,500 people signed a petition letting the producers know they want her face back on their TVs. There's just one tiny problem: the show in question is The Walking Dead, which tends to say goodbye to characters in rather ... definitive ways. Spoilers ahead!
Our petition to bring back the guy who got tied to the tree in Season 1 is currently at as many signatures.