Because nothing takes more precedence than proper etiquette, McCoy neither walked off camera nor gently placed his paper baby on the ground -- he just kept on talking like that bag of paper was what was keeping him alive, thus reminding the entire world how meaningless an iPad really is.
News Reporter Accidentally Draws a Massive Dong
In a story that would make Freud light up like a 5-year-old on Christmas morning, Flint, Michigan, reporter Siobhan Riley revealed a little too much of her psyche when reporting on the construction occurring on local roads. Drawing out the area that would be cut off, Riley starts off with two round shapes, one long line that curves just ever so slightly, another ball at the top, and then a line parallel to the first to top it off. Which ultimately resulted in this:
To be fair, that is a pretty accurate depiction of city construction projects.
Without realizing what she had done, Riley continued her report on the construction traffic zone, aka everywhere inside the giant dick. News flash, people of Saginaw, Michigan: You've secretly been driving through a giant's urethra.
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