Normally the news doesn't align with crackpot scenarios Agent Mulder used to spout at Scully and her fabulous haircuts on a weekly basis. But, as we've already pointed out before, there are a few terrifying exceptions ...
5 French Cops Stumble Upon Exorcism
When multiple people in the French town of Limoux reported hearing screams in their neighborhood, police officers rushed to the scene expecting to find a murder in progress, or perhaps something worse, like two murders in progress. That's when they realized the screams were coming from a local church, where the pastor told them to calm down -- it wasn't a murder, it was simply an exorcism. As the screams were merely the last throes of a demon being cast back into the fiery abyss from which it came and not anything serious, the police decided to sit back and watch the whole thing.
lindependant.fr / Guillaume
"With a name like that, we're just glad it wasn't hillbilly rape."