5 Insane Pieces of NFL Fan Art Made by the Internet

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NFL Mascot Furry Drawings

Some of you are now doubtless asking, "Aren't most NFL mascots technically furries?" We'll give you that. But there's a stark difference between the goggle-eyed antics of the Atlanta Falcons' mascot, Freddie, and a grown man transforming into Freddie while crying.

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"Nobody does this to Sourdough Sam," realized Freddie, as the nausea engulfed him.

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Football Players With Horror Arms

Most Baltimore Ravens fans have wondered what would happen if Ray Rice's biceps became impregnated with twin alien fetuses, but only one man is driven enough to portray this scenario (over two dozen times, using multiple players).

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Gamma ray doping remains a gray area in the eyes of the law.

Of course, these heaving humerus hams would almost certainly destroy all of the players' careers. But that's sort of moot, as we're already assuming their elbows work.

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"Wedge the ball between my hand and shoulder. I've been stuck like this since the Pro Bowl."

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Big-Breasted Ogresses Wearing NFL Jerseys

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As you may have noticed, once a deviantART user gets a perversely dumb idea in their noggin, they must share said dumb idea with the Internet no less than seven times.

Take this fellow, who felt cosmically compelled to render a whole gang of lacquered Amazons with greasy underboob. (To his credit, we appreciate his Washington Redskins redesign, which replaces racism with Satanism.)

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It works because Washington, D.C., is filled with satanic imagery, just like Jack Chick said.

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Entire NFL Seasons Depicted in Tentacle Rape

Last year, a Pixar animator won over the Internet by recapping the 2012 NFL season using a charming series of metaphorical cartoons. But he wasn't the first person to do so. No, since 2011, some random horrible has re-enacted dozens of football games using sad cheerleaders being molested by tentacles tattooed with NFL logos. WHY DID WE APPROVE THIS ARTICLE?

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"This is the exact crap George Lucas pulled on Kurosawa." -Every hentai artist in Japan

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Spider-Man Playing for the St. Louis Rams Clotheslining a Headless Seahawks Player With Great Insouciance

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We have no idea why this drawing exists. We don't care. Our brains are bleeding out of our ears. This is the finest masterpiece in art history, pigskin-related or otherwise. We never want to look at another painting again. We want to forget what a football is. We want the human race to crawl into a gypsum mine and go extinct.

Cyriaque Lamar is a senior editor at Cracked. Last week he wrote about dinosaur erotica. He hates everything.