Yup, there's an illustrator out there whose calling in life is to draw football players metamorphosing into almost every NFL mascot. And these aren't joyful changes. The manimals in these drawings are all weepy about joining the special teams for the Island of Doctor Moreau Brandos.
Why don't furries dream of turning into happy anthropomorphic animals, like Stuart Little or Mr. Toad from The Wind in the Willows? Mr. Toad had such a nice house.
It's like if Teen Wolf ended in 25 minutes with Dan Marino murdering Michael J. Fox with a T-shirt cannon.