Costco's Distributor Mislabels Some Bibles, Causes a Religious Shitstorm
In a tweet that made it all the way to national news, an LA pastor happened to catch his local Costco spicing up their book rack with the flavor of hellfire:
"Wow, you can even get blasphemy in bulk."
People reacted as if America's favorite bulk food store had outright shown its allegiance to the dark lord Satan, a move that would be unsurprising for a place that sells mayonnaise by the gallon. Costco then revealed that this was a simple mislabeling by their distributor on a small percentage of Bibles.
In other words, out of all the Costco stores in the Los Angeles area, the mislabeled Bibles just happened to be shipped to the one visited by a pastor with a decent Twitter follower count. It kind of makes you want to believe in something, but damned if we can figure out what.
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