We'd describe the plot, but -- just like the actors and production staff -- you probably don't give two sun-baked fury shits. Judging solely by the amazing artwork on the poster, Furious Road is about a man with a robot hand driving into the center of a tornado to do battle with what appears to be Batman.
The movie's hideous trailer doesn't do much to clear things up, as it is just 58 seconds of clips from the same two unspeakably lame fight sequences that look like they were choreographed by a sleepwalking bus driver. It's like a bunch of kids got lost on their way to paintball and decided they might as well film a movie while they wait for their parents to come pick them up.
Tom Cat Films
But the trailer wisely devotes six seconds to top-quality Word Art.
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