The subtlety was not lost on the U.S. Department of Transportation, so in response they are doling out $2 million in federal grants to various cities for a nationwide campaign against "distracted walking," more commonly known as "weeding out those who are too stupid to live."
A Website Is Devoted to Stopping the Increase in Butt-Injection-Related Deaths
There has been a marked increase in the number of silicone-butt-injection-related deaths across the U.S., because people with disposable income tend to do stupid fucking things with it.
Essentially, the practice involves young women scouring Internet message boards for "injectors" to come to their home/hotel room and inflate their asses with jellied plastic. The problem is, having a river of silicone injected into your body by a person who has absolutely no idea what they are doing is actually pretty bad for you -- it will drift into other areas of your body (like your legs) and cause blood clots. The results are infection, amputation, and death, three things that will not get your ass a fish-eye shot in a rap video.
Not even if Lil' Wayne is directing.