Yep, we're getting a movie based on the marshmallow rainbow abomination turds that are Peeps candy because of this invisible trend that The LEGO Movie just set. There's even a Minecraft movie in the works, because, you know, that's kind of like LEGO, right? Under that logic, we can't wait for The Mega Bloks Film starring Chros Pratt and Borgan Frohman.
So, What's Next?
Oh, you know what's next. Considering that, historically, movies based on inanimate playthings seem to range somewhere between cult bombs like Clue and laughingstock money gobblers like Battleship, we're guessing these fuckers will flood the theaters until Variety is running articles with titles like "Why Was Mouse Trap a Flop?" and "Universal CEO Steps Down Over Fridge Magnet Letters." Hopefully the trend dies out before Adam Sandler remembers that he was once attached to a Candy Land movie and takes another stab at it.