As we've previously noted, children possess a level of preternatural badassery that most of us forget as we grow up and learn that the entire physical world is not made of pillows and trampolines. Here's a group of children who should make you feel shame the next time the bogeyman of common sense prevents you from attempting to lift a car over your head.
4The No-Fucks-Given Adventures of Crocodile Dundee Jr.
At the tender age of 3 years old, Australian young'un Charlie Parker spends his days hanging out with his best friend. This sounds like a pretty normal routine for a preschooler, until we mention that his best friend is an 8-foot-long boa constrictor named Pablo who likely possesses the capacity to swallow him for laughs.
If the dinosaurs ever return, this kid is our only hope.