We think it was Mindy Cohn who once said, "You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the Internet!" And boy oh boy, was she was right!
For every online bullying catastrophe, there are dozens of people using the Internet to call out total assholes. It's like some grand circle -- a circle of Internet! (God, we just did not feel like writing jokes this morning.) In any case ...
4 Twitter Users Report a Hit-and-Run Posted on Twitter
Among the many pieces of advice no one should ever have to articulate aloud is "Don't hit people with your car." That helpful maxim is right up there with "If you hit a person with your car, don't tweet about it, you idiot jackwad." Hell, it's so common, you've probably seen that phrase on a framed cross stitch at your grandma's house.
What you and the rest of the universe accept as common sense didn't occur to a British woman hilariously named Emma Way. This living, breathing Garbage Pail Kid joke actually hit a cyclist, kept driving, then posted the following on her Twitter account:
"I foresee no way this will come back to haunt me."