4 Recent Scandals That Are (Almost) Too Crazy To Be True

Except last week, Kraft's story changed. What really happened was that Kraft showed Putin the ring, Putin slipped it into his pocket, and three of Putin's bodyguards walked him out of the room. No, really -- there are photos of Putin just ... totally stealing the ring. A baffled Kraft quickly called the White House, only to hear that he should play along with it ... to make America look good. And Putin's reaction? Feigned confusion, calling Kraft's comments "weird."

Or maybe Putin just got confused, and the ring is still in his closet somewhere? Perhaps we'll never know why the ring was ...

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... Putin his pocket. YEAAAAAH.

She's All That was a 1999 movie with a premise that we've heard more times than Freaky Friday's: the jock turns the "ugly" girl into a gorgeous prom queen. Out of the blue, M. Night Shyamalan recently came out and said that he was actually the guy who wrote it, and that his name isn't credited because he was hired as a ghostwriter. However, R. Lee Fleming -- the man who was credited for the screenplay -- claims that Shyamalan did indeed write it, but "only in his mind." Dude, if he wants credit for that movie, just let him have it.

"But who actually wrote She's All That?" is the question none of you are asking, and that no one has ever asked, ever. Well, it turns out both men were right -- Fleming's script was the one that was bought by the studio, and Shyamalan was hired to do the rewrite that made it to the screen. Which explains the dramatic twist that Rachael Leigh Cook was really beautiful all along.

Because bored and lonely men all over the world are currently under the influence of a plague that forces them to obsess over ponies, the news recently broke out that Socks is apparently not the father of Scamp, mothered by Kimberley across the loch. This was announced after a paternity test was conducted to know for certain. And get this: Not only did Socks' rival Nuggets hook up with Kimberley to produce Scamp, but Nuggets also went creepin' with another mare named Felicity. Felicity's baby was aptly named "Scallywag." So who has the weirder job, the reporter whose beat is to cover all of this, or the person who did the paternity tests on the moonwalking pony?

Also we bet these look hilarious when they're humping.