What the hell are we talking about? In Northampton, England, there's a guy going around dressed like this:
It's too late to close your browser. He already knows where you live.
As reported by the town's local paper, "He doesn't juggle. He doesn't twist balloons into animal shapes. He just stares."
Pro Tip: Filling balloons with the souls of your victims gets them to float longer than helium.
And here he is again, just standing around, being a fucking nightmare:
Those children were real 10 minutes before this photo was taken.
This is his gift to the world -- showing up on random corners of a single town. And he's so elusive that he has only been photographed from a distance. Of course, that might have something to do with the fact that he's downright horrifying.
And if you're wondering, no, they have no idea who the fuck he is -- just that he's now a part of life and there's nothing we can do about it. Sleep tight.