Like every version of it before, this new hoverboard is not so much a hoverboard as it is a screeching magnetic lie that lasts mere minutes of battery life and can operate only on a track. So, unless there are plans for a follow-up Kickstarter to repave every city in the world with magnets, we're afraid you're not going see teenagers floating past you on the sidewalk or spray-painting hoverboard-related slogans behind the local Kmart.
"HOVERBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME (EXCEPT AGAINST THE LAWS OF PHYSICS)"
But hey ... maybe someday, right? Sorry, but that's a big no as well, because ...