Baseball season got underway recently, so mark your calendars for sometime in late September, when things will finally become worthy of your time and attention. In the meantime, have fun with us as we take a look at the newly redesigned Miami Marlins, whose transformation into the Don Johnson circa 1985 of Major League Baseball is finally complete.
They lost in their bid to lure Albert Pujols to town, but at least they've got animatronic fish and the guy from Creed to show for it.
Here are four reasons why the Miami Marlins are the tackiest franchise in sports.
The Team Colors
The team colors, when gathered loosely together, as they are in the above collection of jerseys, don't look particularly tacky. Every pro team these days has an inexplicably ugly uniform or two that they decide to wear at various points throughout the season. Why should the Marlins be any different?
But for some perspective, have a look at the team colors up close ...