4 Photos That Prove It's Impossible to Have Sex in Public

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A Couple Gets Nagged by a Kid, Refuses to Stop Doing It

OK, so if you're already going for broke and unleashing your groins in a public place, chances are you don't care too much about people spotting you. But what if a small child walked up and started watching you? Would you stop? If your answer to that question was a resounding "Hang on, I'm not done having sex yet," odds are you're this Chinese couple:

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Sex Ed: Another area where American school systems have fallen behind the East.

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People Have Sex on a Soccer Field Right After a Game

Following what must have been a particularly riveting 0-0 soccer match in Denmark, a bold pair of fans decided to sneak onto the field and make a baby right there in the grass, because the excitement of watching a sport end in a tie after three hours was simply too much for them to contain.

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She joins a long line of people who've faked something while flopping on a soccer pitch.

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Getting Down on a Castle in the Middle of the Day

Having sex on the parapet of a medieval castle is an option not readily available to most of the world's population, so when the opportunity presents itself, you are almost honor bound to take it. So these two were just accepting their duty as sexual discovery ambassadors of the human race when they climbed on top of an old stone tower in Newcastle to succumb to their trouser-blasting passion:

Simon J Gallagher
Winter isn't the only thing coming.

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A Couple Has Sex Just to Be Caught by Google Street View

OK, so we know that the advent of omnipresent video cameras hasn't deterred people from having sex in public. But it apparently also causes people to have sex in public, as the stalwart Google Maps Street View car recently discovered while diligently photodocumenting a stretch of rural highway in Australia:

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We can't tell if they're having safe sex, but at least he's practicing proper hydration.

The couple in the picture saw the Google car puttering alongside them and decided to speed by it to stage this scene a short distance down the road. That's right -- a pair of adults were driving down the highway, spotted a camera, and pulled their car over to have sex in front of it. Modernity at work, everybody.