No one likes a jerk, everyone loves schadenfreude, and it's really satisfying when those two things dovetail into a steaming pile of karmic justice. So sit back, relax, and behold some recent situations where dickheads got the same crap they feed everyone else shoveled back to them.
4 Politician Who Campaigned for Internet Censorship Has Site Censored
In most of the free world, you can look at all the porn you want, whenever you want. (In fact, some of you are reading this while you wait for your porn to load.) But in the U.K., recent laws require all Internet service providers to put in a smut filter, turned on by default, thanks to the efforts of a group of concerned politicians who bugged everyone about this for years. Politicians like conservative Member of Parliament Claire Perry, whose own website was immediately blocked as soon as the porn filters were turned on.
Look at all that bush. Disgusting.
It seems that all that talk about how awful porn is for children probably set off the filter, which apparently can't distinguish between actual dirty talk and political rhetoric about the evils of dicks 'n' boobs. Take note, British pornographers: If you want your sites to bypass the filters, include as many photos of people diddling away as you like, but just make sure all the text dryly prattles on about cheese export laws or something.
3 NFL Player Who Bullied His Teammate Tells Twitter Not to Bully Him
The Miami Dolphins had a pretty huge scandal last year when offensive tackle Jonathan Martin quit the team after being bullied and harassed by several of his teammates, the ringleader of which was guard Richie Incognito (who shares a name with the protagonist of our young-adult detective novella, Richie Incognito and the Spooky Cupboard). Reportedly the players and even a coach were trying to "toughen him up" by insulting, berating, threatening, and making racist remarks to Martin, because at some point the entire NFL was replaced by a bunch of pee-wee football kids.