Some people's entire lives work toward just one moment in the spotlight. That was true for these four people, and hilariously, they blew it in grand fashion.
4Tsunemi Kubodera, Giant Squid Hunter
The giant squid used to be right up there with Bigfoot, the Chupacabra, and unicorns on the list of beasts we've always been assured were real by various wackos and nutjobs, but it's not anymore, because someone found that shit. A zoologist from Japan named Tsunemi Kubodera, to be exact. He scored the ultimate prize by filming one in its natural habitat. And this wasn't by dumb luck. He'd captured footage of the elusive beast before, but never alive and frolicking around in the comforts of its own deep sea home.
"Wipe your feet first, goddamn barbarians."
This finding positioned Kubodera as the pre-eminent giant squid expert in his field. Naturally, a quote from Kubodera was in order to commemorate this achievement. So what kind of insightful commentary did he come up with to describe the moment?