4 Oddly Insulting Recent Ad Campaigns

... and decided it was just too good an opportunity to be assholes for them to pass up:

Cubby Tees
Besides, everyone knows Boston could beat Chicago up.

Because if you're going to belittle victims of a horrible tragedy, you might as well do it by gloating about sports. Professional sports, as you may have noticed, do not matter one fucking bit in the timeline of human existence, and real actual people were injured and killed in the Boston Marathon bombing.

For some reason Cubby Tees was surprised about the backlash, and although they recalled the design, they made it seem like we should all be apologizing to them for ruining their T-shirt.

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Some impoverished village in Latin America is about to make a terrible faux pas.

Recently, Swiffer, the company who fooled all of us into thinking we could keep our apartments clean without having to buy a vacuum, decided that what Rosie really needed to do was get her ass back home and clean the damned bathroom.

Swiffer
"No, look submissive. And put on more makeup."

Unless she's using that Swiffer to polish a 150 mm artillery shell, this is the exact opposite thing Rosie stands for. There are very few truly iconic symbols of feminism, and Swiffer managed to pick the one that would be most insulting in this context. Also it appears she has accidentally set her Swiffer on fire.

The exact line from the ad is "We even have a garden burger, just in case your teenage daughter is going through a phase."

Yes, this company is telling you to your face that if you are an adult male or female who orders this product, you have the emotional maturity of a whiny, demanding 14-year-old apparently refusing meat due to some weird fad her friends are trying. It's a weirdly passive-aggressive move for Red Robin to make, considering all the effort it takes to get vegetarian options on the menu. Isn't the idea to get vegetarians through the door? Hell, at this point we have to wonder if they're slipping meat in there out of spite.

There is also a behind-the-scenes featurette showing crew members acting out the assassination for the benefit of their Instagram followers:

National Geographic

The featurette then transitions to a close-up of the murder weapon as it erases President Lincoln from existence:

National Geographic

Then it smash-cuts to the production staff dancing to dubstep like a bunch of shitheads:

National Geographic

And finally it concludes with the "make a funny pose" group photo typically reserved for TBS sitcoms:

National Geographic
"Killing Lincoln! We did it, guys!"

J. F. Sargent is a Workshop moderator for Cracked who wrote a sci-fi adventure horror novel that you can read for free! He also tweets.