The hidden lake was found using satellite and radar technology and is said to be cleaner than groundwater. For this drought-stricken region, that's more awesome than striking a pool of oil that simultaneously shoots out gold nuggets and porn mags.
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Explorers Find Huge-Ass Cave With Its Own Weather System
Last month, explorers crawling around the guts of China's giant caverns found a series of tunnels that led them to a system of even bigger caverns that had never been seen before. The system, soon named Er Wang Dong, is so huge that it was found to have its own weather. Yes, all of the world is now in awe of China's lush and beautiful Dong.
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The underground system, complete with its own forest, clouds, and river for Tomb Raider-style wading, includes tunnels and caves that are near impassable and can only be traversed with swims and ropes. Presumably they have also found chests and weapons conveniently scattered around the place and are consulting a YouTube tutorial to glitch past those impassable caves.
There's also a rumor that if you walk around the third stalagmite three times, the researchers will take their tops off.
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